Commence operation: Watch Doctor Who for the first time. Kleenexes at the ready.
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor: brb
populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
mensrightsactivist: if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired At first I was like “Why would you text your job? It’s probably a landline.” but then I realized that that’s not what the original poster was meaning…
Hornet in my game room. Run from game room. Come back with big spray. Hornet is not in view. Lock three cats in game room. Wait.
isaidgoodpeacock: lol the first games they talk about are sports games literally the last type of game I care about
More like “Xbox Won– (via fuckyeahxboxone)
XBOX ONE I don't give a shit about your sports...
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
i-ran-over-oprah: how many number 1 rules of tumblr are there even
jenngofett: I wish my iPhone could run on the bit of soul it sucks out of me every time the battery dies.