22. Taken.
2 ball python babies.

Bath and clean terrarium day! #waitingforteresa #bored #ballpython

Bath and clean terrarium day! #waitingforteresa #bored #ballpython

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crunchier:

duh

crunchier:

duh

vivekatt:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

*whispers* catpuccino

ヽ(´Д`;)omg…❤

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dracomalfabulous:

queerhawkeye:

how to spot a fake geek boy: says deadpool is heterosexual

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

samtarly:

that wasn’t very ***flawless remix [feat. nicki minaj] of you

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eu-phoriax:

i luv buttz

eu-phoriax:

i luv buttz

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“Anaconda” turns Nicki’s butt into a literal force of nature, causing earthquakes in a jungle setting. After parodying the idea of exoticism by opening on a jungle scene, she shifts into a workout setup with comically small weights. All of these setups make the same point: Nicki’s body is the modern ideal. And because Nicki is spitting rapid-fire jokes the whole time she is onscreen, it’s impossible to feel like she’s been reduced to a mere body.

This is confirmed by what comes next: Nicki squirting whipped cream on her tits, fondling a banana, and then slicing the banana with a maniacal laugh. Cutting up a metaphorical dick onscreen makes it even more clear that the “Anaconda” video is about Nicki asserting her power, not as a sexual object but a sexual subject. Both the suggestive choreography and the song’s lyrics, which recount a series of sexual encounters, double down on the fact that Nicki has all the power here, and that she can show as much of her body as she likes and retain all that power.

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.