showmeyourreptile:

my new baby, olaf.
He’s a pastel ball python.

lotsofsnakes:

The full yawn without that terrible compression!

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: rosetylerful, via pizza)


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lady-fett:

Michael Jones understands me.
Me being a nerd at the pet store with River.

hiddenlex:

X-Wing and TIE Fighter Engagement Rings - Paul Michael Design

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xombiedirge:

Sith Lords by Florent Belonte / Website

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champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

(via lameboyfriend)

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vajoochie:

white ppl get so mad that they arent allowed to wear bindis but like????? bitch u have the entire rest of ur face to put ur cheap ass stick on face crystals like put them on the corner of ur eyes or on ur cheekbones literally but them anywhere else on ur face just dont put it on ur god damn forehead stop whining 

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cresteds:

she was hoping for some warm feet to curl up on but settled on this spot in her cage.

capekalaska:

sweetjanesays:

I identify with this photoset much more than I want to. 

I love them

(Source: lesushinator)


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oddchelonian:

lokisqueen:

How can one not love Fry.

I LOVE YOU FRY.